Best Napoleon Dynamite Lines That We Still Use Today with GIFsTen years ago, a little indie comedy shot in Idaho burst into the mainstream and made Napoleon Dynamite a household name. The hilarious story of an awkward high schooler, created by screenwriters Jared and Jerusha Hess and brilliantly embodied by then unknown actor Jon Heder, turned out to be the sleeper hit of the summer of 2. In honor of tomorrows ten year anniversary of Napoleon Dynamite, weve compiled a list of our most favorite lines from the film that we still use to this day, whether or not the situation is appropriate. Bust out a line from Napoleon Dynamite in an awkward or funny moment, theres a good chance someone knows exactly what youre talking aboutand knows the next line after it. Tina you fat lard come get some dinner. Tina Eat the FOOD Napoleon Jon HederTo this day, if Im making dinner for someone, I will announce that its ready by calling them the name of a llama, shoving a spoonful of my cooking in their face and yelling at them to eat their food. I mean, as a host, its the polite thing to do. Watch I Know Who Killed Me Dailymotion here. Your mom goes to college Kip Aaron RuellPoor, innocent Deb Tina Majorino was just trying to earn some money for college by selling her glamour shots. Kip was clearly jealous, but theres no better way of insulting someone than with a your mom joke. Unfortunately for him, Kip doesnt really know how they work. Thankfully for us, shouting, Your mom goes to college either leaves the person on the receiving end confused or it completely cracks them up. Win win for the insulter. What are you going to do today, Napoleon Kid on bus     Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH Napoleon. Sometimes life is hard and you have to wake up in the morning and do awful, adult things like go to work, do laundry, and pay bills. But maybe sometimes you just dont feel like it. So when some blowhard asks you what youre going to do with your day implying that anything other that total productiveness would be a waste of your life, you tell em Whatever I feel like, GOSH and proceed down a never ending spiral of Netflix. Napoleon, dont be jealous that Ive been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that Im training to be a cage fighter. Kip. Im super jealous of Kip. Watch Tyler Perry S House Of Payne Season 5 Online. I mean, who else gets to sit at home all day surfing the internetThe only thing Im not jealous of is his phone bill, with his totally 9. AOL connection plan. Jon Heder, Actor Napoleon Dynamite. Jon Heder was born on October 26, 1977 in Fort Collins, Colorado, USA as Jonathan Joseph Heder. He is an actor and producer. During Warner Bros. Pictures San Diego ComicCon Hall H panel, Jason Momoa confirms Ocean Master is the main antagonist in Aquaman. Peace out. Kip. The transformation of Kip from dorky white boy to hip hop aficionado thanks to internet lady love La. Fawnduh Shondrella Avery provides some pretty funny fodder. His transition is complete when his genuine expression of love for La. Fawnduh and assurance that Napoleon will find his other half La. Fawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Im 1. 00 positive shes my soul mate. Dont worry Napoleon, Im sure theres a babe out there for you too. When repeating this line in really life, you absolutely must use Kips epic lisp. You gonna eat your tots Napoleon. Personally, if someone has something delicious looking on their plate and it doesnt look like theyre going to eat it, I ask them if theyre going to eat their tots. They might not understand what the hell Im asking about, as many times they dont have any tots. Watch America The Beautiful Online Hoyts. But eventually I get some free food out of it. This entire exchange    Don Hey Napoleon. What did you do last summer again    Napoleon I told youI spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines    Don Did you shoot any    Napoleon Yes, like 5. They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that    Don What kind of gun did you use    Napoleon A freaking 1. Any of Napoleons lines are appropriate to use when trying to make your weekend, summer vacation or life in general sound more interesting than it actually is. I see youre drinking 1. Is that cause you think youre fat Cause youre not. You could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to. Napoleon to Deb. Poor Deb cant catch a break. Shes just trying to enjoy her bland ass sandwich and drink some 1 milk. She knows drinking whole is like sucking directly on a cows udder, but judging from Napoleons expertise in milk tasting, he probably doesnt mind. Way to be a tool, Napoleon. Then again its a good line to use on that one friend everyone has. You know, the one who always orders a salad. I dont even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills Napoleon. We feel you, bro. This is the perfect line to use when you didnt get that great job interview, or life has dealt you a series of unfortunate lemons, like a bad breakup or a broken colored pencil.